Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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