Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He better not be in your backpack
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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