I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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