i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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