My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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