If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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