Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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