i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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