Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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