and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Randomize
