sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You ruined the universe
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
