I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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