Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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