when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
