He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Come share oat with me in your robe
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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