do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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