508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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