True but thats because hes a fetus.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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