My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
