Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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