how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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