All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
