It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
love makes seman taste better
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
When are your genitals available?
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