Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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