I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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