he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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