she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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