I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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