real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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