Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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