only if we run a train.
done.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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