you traded sex for a burrito?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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