Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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