I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize