Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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