the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize