we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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