You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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