I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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