My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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