she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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