I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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