she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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