google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
