We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
