Barsexuality is the new black.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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