Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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