I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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