I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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