exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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