Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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