i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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