Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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