I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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