sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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