I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Randomize
